Society: “Weed?”

Me: “Yolo.”

Society: “Alcohol?”

Me: “Yolo.”

Society: “Cocaine?”

Me: “Yolo.”

Society: “Religion?”

Me: “Yo… Oh No.”

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29 May 12 at 10 pm

Asked by Anonymous

tags: me  ask  anonymous 
asker Why are you so pretty??? xoxox

I’m not pretty, I’M AN UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE ;o

 6
29 May 12 at 4 pm
tags: me  humor  taco bell  stoner 
 5
29 May 12 at 3 am

I was so bored that I resorted to altering my lighter. What a mess hahaha.

tags: me  lighter  funny 
I was so bored that I resorted to altering my lighter. What a mess hahaha.
 1
29 May 12 at 1 am

Smells good up in the Celenza residence (:

tags: me 
Smells good up in the Celenza residence (:
 1
25 May 12 at 3 am
tags: me  life  reality  quote 
 1
20 May 12 at 2 am

The children just adore me l’o’l

tags: me 
The children just adore me l’o’l

19 May 12 at 9 pm

Where’s the fun in that ;)

tags: me 
Where’s the fun in that ;)

19 May 12 at 9 pm

Fuck yeah, dat shit cray -_- \m/

tags: me 
Fuck yeah, dat shit cray -_- \m/
 1
19 May 12 at 9 pm

“How high are you dude!?”
I’m 5’5 mudda fucka.

tags: me 
“How high are you dude!?”
I’m 5’5 mudda fucka.
 11
13 May 12 at 8 pm

My dream catcher shares so many terrors which haunt me every hour.

My dream catcher shares so many terrors which haunt me every hour.
 1
12 May 12 at 9 pm

Another lonely day, and it’s mine.

tags: me 
Another lonely day, and it’s mine.
 1
10 May 12 at 9 pm

When will I stop being so damn queer (:

tags: me 
When will I stop being so damn queer (:

09 May 12 at 11 pm

How am I still single!?!?! :3

tags: me 
How am I still single!?!?! :3

30 Apr 12 at 1 pm

Midnight M83 puts me in a “photo shoot” mood :3

tags: me  music  m83 
Midnight M83 puts me in a “photo shoot” mood :3